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Sweat dripped down my forehead.
My breathing is fast and erratic.
I don’t know how many times I’ve been swinging my sword, but I can’t feel my grip on the Mineral Tree.
“Hey, Kaido, are you alive?”
“………moh-monster chi-chirarizumu…” (Kaido)
I got worried because I haven’t heard anything from him, then I found him on his knees, breathing hard leaving no time to respond, and just breathing out murmurs like he’s trapped in a nightmare.
I understood exactly what he meant, and why his face is pale.
(The pseudo dungeon simulation is finished, and the battle is over. How was it, Jiro-san?) (Suela)
The scenery returned to the original training room, and I could finally breathe a sigh of relief.
Tension ran all over my body leaving it strained.
Feel the muscles stretched here and there and move your body to loosen it a little.
“The final push was tough, wasn’t it?”
(Still beating an Ancient Ogre, I was sure that you’ll win.) (Suela)
“That was quite a strong enemy.”
It’s already gone, but just before it vanished, I saw a monster lying in front of me that looked like a caveman with a gold rod in its hand.
Kaido’s stamina and magical power have run out after the series of battles with the Goblin Riders and the Small Lesser Dragons. While I challenged a monster with a body over 3 meters by completely squeezing out the final drop of stamina I have…
Fortunately, our strength was equal, and its attack has no skillfulness, so it was easy to block.
It would have been an easy opponent to beat if I had enough stamina remaining, but it was a scenario that Supervisor Evia thought.
As a result, the curtain closes with a last-minute victory for her.
But the horror is neither the terrifying toughness of its body nor the strength to turn humans into paster with a single blow.
Kaido and I experienced it.
A terrifying chirarizumu in the world.
Such a “thing” that should not be visible but was still visible was packed down there, and when the muscular ogre shows “it”, the sight became a weapon against any straight men.
The Ogre’s outfit, which it has thrown away including all sense of shame, is one of those that makes you want to also be that strong. However, I wanted to shout at the top of my lungs that it was okay to be strong and to be well equipped.
Who wouldn’t be afraid of accidentally showing your manliness, and be relieved that it is unseen by the public?
In terms of damage ratio, the battle was a nightmare, with three parts physical and seven parts mental damage, adding to the fatigue at the end of the day. [T/N: Chirarizumu “チラリズム” is pretty much “flashing” of skin or undies or fan service. This scene reminds me of a Tiktok video urging you to google “goblin cave”. This is on the same level as “2 girls 1 cup” & “boku no pico”. The media you find might disturb you, to put it mildly. You have been warned. Go and ask google-sensei. I hope you have a ton of eye bleach. Ufufufu… Mwahahahaha!!!!! Kiddos don’t google this okay. However, if you are in high school go ahead. You might’ve already seen this.]
“… It was a last-minute victory, sort of. By the way, how were the two of them?”
Because of the difference in height with the viewing platform, I remembered that they were located in a location with a great viewing platform, and I shook my head to get rid of the thought and changed the topic.
(Now they are being tested for their aptitude and class. As for combat, they seem to have taken it in stride. There may still be a lingering sense of naivety, but it’s a level that can be gradually removed.) (Suela)
As I lit a cigarette after work, I asked them about their reaction to the battle, which turned out to be unexpectedly positive.
(Shiretoko-san, unexpectedly, seemed to have the mentality to adapt to this side, and she was quick to understand including the potential danger.) (Suela)
“Did you probe deeper in their minds?”
(There is no reaction to both their criminal record and there are no dangerous thoughts, though the personality is slightly skewed, I find it to not be problematic.) (Suela)
the personality is slightly skewed, but I find it to not be problematic?
It’s a strange expression for Suela-san to use, but as long as there are no problems, I’m fine with it.
“I’m glad to hear that. I’ll be heading over there after this.”
(We are waiting for you.) (Suela)
This interview is almost over.
I have a pretty good idea of Kaido’s abilities.
At least if I have Kaido, the burden on me when we’re capturing the dungeon will be reduced.
“I know it was nightmarish, but it’s time to get up and if I can’t, I could drag you, I guess?”
“…I’ll walk on my own.” (Kaido)
Once I realize that I can’t stand here forever.
“If so, suck it up, you’ll meet your long-awaited colleague after this.”
“Yep! I’m getting fired up!” (Kaido)
Looking at Kaido who rises up immediately from his exhausted state, I wonder where he hides this stamina.
In addition, I see him immediately skipping and heading in the direction of the elevator, I wonder if we could have cleared it even at another level higher.
“Senpai let’s go quickly!” (Kaido)
“I know, okay. You are such a selfish bast*rd.”
We waited for the door of the elevator to open before going inside the elevator after being harried by my kouhai.
Once I specified the floor and we started going up, I swung a slap to the back of Kaido’s restless appearance.
Kaido is becoming more and more like a gag character, but when he’s serious, he’s still serious.
I’m not that worried about him, but he didn’t show any signs of calming down, so I took action.
Then, the elevator door opened.
“I——–, I can’t decide, I can’t!” (Minami)
“Shut up!” (Masaru)
However, I stopped when I saw two people involved in comedic shenanigans.
And I understood what Suela-san said earlier.
Certainly, a skewed personality.
I’ve seen Kendo girls screaming incomprehensible words, but I’ve never seen a woman screaming like her.
“Well, she’s a very unique young lady.”
I’d like to say that you don’t say to Kaido, who looks at Shiretoko as if you’re looking into it from the side.
A slap that would have made a beautiful sound with a *Bam* if there was Harisen smacking Shiretoko-san’s head, but I do not understand the situation.
“Suela-san, what the hell is this?”
“In fact, we finished the aptitude test for her job class, but it seems that the job she has an aptitude for and the job she wants don’t match up. It seems she’s trying to decide whether to take up her aptitude or her wants.” (Suela)
“Huh? Aptitude? I haven’t done it yet.” (Kaido)
“You made up your mind before you did it.”
The Job (class) Aptitude Test is a kind of comforting way to find out the aptitude by answering a few questions based on the data of our first term employees.
At least they don’t tell you to be a warrior because your aptitude is a warrior.
“I haven’t told them whether if they passed or failed yet.”
“Senpai, are you going to fail them?” (Kaido)
They may have forgotten about that already.
They just saw something they wanted to do in front of them and were absorbed in it.
If they show me such enthusiasm,
“Who would win? Which one should I choose!? The gamer’s mind focuses on efficiency, while the fantasy brain follows the heart!” (Minami)
“Calm down for now!” (Masaru)
I’m sure there’s a part of me that would love to work with a comedy duo like that.
“Kaido it will be quite lively from now on.”
“Suela-san, can I hire those two?”
“Yes, I will prepare the documents.” (Suela)
The party was finally about to take shape, and the baby birds of the future were here now.
I walked up to them with such a small sense of accomplishment in my heart.
“Oh, how do you feel about witnessing a fantasy world?”
One of them couldn’t contain his excitement, while the other one’s head hurt at the sight of the other.
It was a contrast, but I could sense that it was well balanced.
My interview was over with just one word, the interview between these two.
“It’s the best!” (Minami)
“My common sense has been broken.” (Masaru)
They both replied with a single answer.
Jiro Tanaka: 28 years old – Single – No Girlfriend –
Occupation: Dungeon Tester (Regular Employee) + Recruitment (Scout)
Magical Aptitude: Eight (General Class)
Job Title: Warrior
Strength 284 → Strength 355
Durability 302 → Durability 396
Agility 142 → Agility 187
Endurance 199 (-5) → Endurance 238 (-5)
Dexterity 188 → Dexterity 222
Knowledge 45 → Knowledge 50
Intuition 36 → Intuition 51
Luck 5 → Luck 5
Magical 157 → Magical 207
Note for the Day
Do you know what did the most damage today?
Oh – the comedy duo did some damage, but… that one is the most… it’s chirarizumu.
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