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A month has passed since the news
about the promotional video broke.
During that time, of course, I
had been challenging dungeons as part of my work and had broken through the floor
of dungeons.
It was quite refreshing to
have a promotional video shooting job to add spice to my daily routine of
dungeon crawling.
As for me personally, I was
wary that something might happen when the promotional video project came up,
but as if ignoring my feelings, my daily life continued peacefully.
The other testers who
approached Kaido when I went out drinking with Kaido have not been heard from
since then.
It may sound strange to say
that I am at peace after fighting in the dungeon every day, but I can say that
I have been at peace enough for the past month to have been occasionally
kidnapped by the instructors for a drinking party.
At least mentally, I have been
at peace.
Living together with Suela,
Memoria, and Himiku is going well.
Smooth sailing is what I would
call it.
Thinking back, I had had
stormy days since I joined the company.
If I’ve been living like that
every day, I think it’s safe to take a short break here and there.
“Turtle one, OK!” (Demon)
“Turtle two! Move to a higher
ground!” (Demon)
“Turtle three! Not there,
more to the right! Stay out of magic range!!” (Demon)
“Summoning of the monsters for
the shoot is done!!!” (Demon)
“Five minutes!” (Demon)
“Too slow! Two minutes!”
(Demon)
Even if the scene in front of
you is a jungle filming location.
The ogres, dark elves, giants,
lizardmen, beastmen, and various other members of the Demon King Army were
busily preparing for the shoot, not only moving left and right with equipment
in hand, but also using their magic to levitate themselves up and down, high
and low, and moving in all directions.
I was there on such a day.
We had been working on the promotional
video project while doing our normal work, and we had finally made it to the
shooting date.
I had meetings with a demon,
the director of the promotional video, whenever we had time, and while we
worked out the details, I felt like a movie actor, but what we had to do was no
different from our normal work.
All we had to do was to kick
the enemy’s asses in a spectacular manner.
I was not overawed by the work
content, which was no different than usual if I was conscious of the meaning of
showing it to others, so I sat leisurely at the side of the shooting site
drinking coffee and waiting for the shooting preparations to be finished,
checking to see if any of the fasteners on my protective gear were loose.
“Se-se-se-senior, do I look
strange? I am well prepared today, right!?” (Kaido)
“Se-senior, I’m getting a
stomachache, so can I go home, that I may? I’m really serious.” (Minami)
“Well, the order of magic
is to shoot at the beginner’s level, and then prepare for the big one.”
(Karen)
“I’ll stay here, and
after that, uh, Max, what should I do next?” (Amy)
(Jump onto the enemy’s back.
And my name is Mike. Do not forget it.) (Mike)
“……*sigh*.” (Masaru)
But it seems like I’m the only
one who thinks we’re taking it easy.
I look toward my party members
in response to Kaido’s call.
Just one glance is enough to
get a feel for my party members.
If I were to ask about their
condition, I would say that they were unparalleled in the past.
Not physically, but mentally.
Kaido, for the umpteenth time,
asked for an equipment check.
As if to follow suit, Minami,
clutching her stomach and looking very pale in the face, did her best to refuse
to appear in the event.
Behind her, Kitamiya is
checking the script, again and again, to make sure it is perfect.
In the background, a small
shadow is flying around as if it were part of the background.
It is Amelia, who has been
flying around at the edge of the scene since a while ago, trying to carve her
role in her body just before the performance.
On the way there, she stops so
tightly while looking confused, but Mike, a guardian spirit-like presence who
assists her, gives her instructions for her next move.
And Masaru, who seems to be
the calmest of the bunch, has been standing up and sitting down repeatedly
since a while ago.
Overall review.
Everyone is really nervous.
I didn’t expect them to be so
distraught, as they are usually so relaxed and rarely nervous when in dungeons.
I thought they could afford to
have a little fun…
I doubt if they can really
shoot like this.
I’ve told them many times
before that they should just fight like they always do because things don’t go
according to plan, but they’ve been taken in by the unique atmosphere of this
place.
“Calm down Kaido, you
don’t need to dress up. Just fight more flashy than usual. That’s the end of
this job.” (Jiro)
“I-I know that. I’m
nervous since I’m aware of the fact that I’m going to be on film. I mean, why
are you so calm, Senior?” (Kaido)
“It’s not that extreme, we’ll
just be filmed while fighting. More than that, this is far easier than fighting
the instructors.” (Jiro)
“Oh, I feel a little
relieved when I think so.” (Kaido)
“I am not sure if I can
relate to that, that I cannot.” (Minami)
The old me would definitely be
nervous in such a situation, but unfortunately, the standard parameter for my
anxiety has been distorted thanks to my experience since I joined the company.
Thanks to this, I don’t get
nervous about ordinary things anymore.
What I mean by this is the
criteria for being nervous or not is whether or not my life or death is
involved, a criterion that is impossible in everyday life.
In this shoot, all that would
happen is they would summon soul-type monsters and we defeat them, and
information about the monsters we are going to defeat is provided in advance.
There is almost no chance of failing.
If this shooting had been a
battle with the instructors, I would not have been so relaxed and would have been
on my last nerve trying to find a way to survive with all my might.
Eventually, I would have
reopened the door, but I’m sure I would have considered tactics that would have
allowed me to escape along the way.
Who wants to jump into a
deadly situation that isn’t necessary?
“Hey! You guys, attention!”
(Jiro)
But that’s just the kind of
mindset I’m capable of because I’ve had more unusual experiences than anyone
else since I joined the company, and it’s strange to ask these guys, who don’t
have that much experience, to do the same.
I clapped my hands once to get
the party members’ attention.
“Listen, everyone, what we’re
going to do is just an extension of what we normally do. No, it’s an easier job
than usual because it doesn’t involve the safety of our lives. If you make a
mistake, you can always start over. I don’t want to tell you to lose to your
nerves, so take it easy.” (Jiro)
My tone is serious, but at the
last minute, I lose my expression and let out a wry smile.
“If you want, I’ll ask the
crew to make a blooper reel for us to look at after we’re done to create
tension in a different direction. That wouldn’t be a bad way to start the film.”
(Jiro)
People can get nervous only
with the thought that they might fail.
It may be that it’s the first
time they will do it, or it may be a nervousness caused by a lack of adequate experience
in the field.
Giving a serious pep talk to
such nervousness is not a bad idea, but sometimes it can only make them more
nervous.
Therefore, I dared to say that
it was okay to make mistakes, and then I aimed to ease the tension by joking
around a little afterward.
I made a pretense but mixed it
with curiosity, my true feelings, to see a little of a blooper reel.
“Stop it!! I will not record
my black history, much less screen it! Is this a public execution, that it is?”
(Minami)
“I think Minami is still in
good shape! If I’m not good enough, the girl I like will find out about it!”
(Kaido)
As expected, each of them
looked relieved for a moment, but after that, the two who were most likely to
react did not disappoint.
They were probably the two
people I thought might fail the most among our party.
Therefore, I expected them to
give me good reactions, and they did.
And if they gave me this kind
of reaction.
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